Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Grinch that tried to steal Christmas

GrinchYou're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Gri-inch! Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the uh...
seasick crocodile.
Now Cindy Lou Who, you know that the Grinch is too old for you. I'm a tell yo momma! I'm a tell yo daddy! Um huh. Girl lets get all three of them together and sleigh ride on down to The Foundry where we can party like its 1999, oh I forgot, we've been doing just that. Anyways the store is jammed packed with new items
The shipment of A&B Home accessories and accent furnishings is in da house! We have faux foliage, pigs that fly made of tin, refined platters and gravy bowls. We have venetian style mirrored end tables, tin top picnic tables and folding cafe tables. There are flame-less candles and mini voguing birds. Totally AWESOME DUDE!!!A&B Home

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch/ You're the king of sinful sots/You're heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots/ Mr. Gri-inch!/ You're three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

bedNow Mr. Grinch honey, you may be all of those things but you're not gonna give me too much! We'll take a walk to the front of the store where they have a fierce two piece grey and fuchsia cuddle sofa by Lexington Home Furnishings married with the matching jacquard upholstered chair. There is a Tommy Bahama plantation style canopy bed and night stand that that old Grinch would try and stuff up some-body's chimney.
Why Mr. Grinch are you suggesting that we step into the rear of the store? Yea, to take a look at all of the new Vanquard sofa's and chairs and even the accent tables. Thom Felicia, he's a handsome lil devil honey.

Mr. Grinch and Cindy Lou Who, are you guys trying to run off together? You should stop and smell the roses or at least stop and look at the hot Leftbank Art that's all around the Foundry's showroom. We have gallery wrapped canvases with impressionistic scenes on them. We also have abstract scenes with floating 3" framing.Woman painting

How did the Grinch steal Christmas? Did he slither down from his mountain fortress to Whoville to steal all of the zoozit or kazay? Did he intercept Santa and hog tie him to a tree? Or did he eat up all of the Roast beast and Who pudding?
Children I don't know but if any man comes into my house trying to stuff anything up my chimney we're gonna have some serious problems. LOL!!! Who am I kidding? Y'all know me, it depends on the man.

Until next time children.
Have a fantastically Merry Christmas!


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