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 | Great giant pine cones Papa Smurf, that oak tree is about to fall on the smurf village! Oh no Brainy Smurf! We have got to get the smurf out of here! No we can't Papa Smurf. No, not without Smurfette! Smurfette?! Smurf smurfette! Anyway, I thought you had the hots for Vanity Smurf! Well Papa Smurf I do. I just want to make sure I can get Smurfettes 8" smurfer pumps, they have a clear bottom. I want to wear them when I go to The Foundry. Even though I may have to find another mushroom pad I still want my decor to be smurfing fierce! |
| I hear they have the new Lexington group St. Tropez. The group has a chenille covered three over three track arm sofa, a fierce clover leaf occasional chair and a pair of slipper lattice back chairs. Seeing as Jokey Smurf is always giving the same old tired present that explodes at every event, when I have my house warming I'm not inviting him cause I don't want to have to punch him in his smurf, but just in case I'm purchasing some absolutely knock out looking cocktail and end tables that are antique gold with floating glass tops. |  |
Dreamy Smurf watch out for that limb! Snore, snore.... Brainy Smurf, go smurf yourself and leave me alone! See what I mean Papa Smurf. You just can't be nice to smurfing Smurfs.
 | That's okay Lazy Smurf you're gonna want to lay on my new upholstery from Lexington Home Barclay Square. Down at the Foundry I've seen a T cushion Track arm sofa with fierce Zebra skin throw pillows married with a pair of embossed hounds tooth Wing Back Chairs with black pulled leather seats. |
Papa Smurf if the tree falls on our village do you think Handy Smurf will be able to repair everything?! I don't know Brainy but I will tell you he don't want to come near you because he says you keep trying to smurf him. What?! Well Handy is Smurfing smurf as all smurfs. Brainy Smurf! You should be ashamed of yourself! Why Papa Smurf? If the furniture could talk in my mushroom hut.
| The Outside N bedroom group that has two different nightstands and a dresser with matching gentleman's chest all of which have powdered covered surfaces and black marble tops with reversed ogee edges manufactured by Schnadig would tell you how Clumsy Smurf is not so clumsy, (wink, wink!) and how Dreamy Smurf acts out his smurfs sometimes with whips and chains. |  |
Yesssss Papa Smurf you have a village full of Smurfs, sad to say, a village full of Smurfs... I mean what do you expect with a village full of male smurfs and one drag queen smurf, you know Smurfette thinks that she is a real woman...
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Smurf you later my little Smurfs!
I'll holla!
I'll holla!
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