OPEN SESAME!!!
Children I just finished watching Aladdin. One of my favorite movies. Honey the costumes are fierce and Jafar is a man after my own purse. That girl has the last pant suite with mamma's church hat to match, or maybe its a turban. Anyway, I felt so inspired, I got up to rub my own bottle just to get the last drop of Scotch but honey Ms. Genie popped out. I said, girl what you want? She was like in a deep baritone voice, to grant you three wishes. I don't know why Ms. Thang tried to man up cause everybody knows, we sista's... Three wishes?! I'm like lets get to it. My first wish, I want a Red Drop Top Ferrari. My second wish, I want a full length Mink coat to wear while driving the Ferrari and my third wish is to go on a magic carpet ride providing the carpet is manufactured by Tufenkian. That's right I said it, Tufenkian. Honey, your motha likes to ride in style so what betta rug to ride on than Tufenkian. Tufenkian rugs are Tibetan woven out of Nepal. They're generally constructed out of hand spun Wool, Silk or Hemp. Children these guys are the Bentley's of the rug world and they are parked at World of Rugs & Flooring.
The Genie is providing the wishes but he wants to drive. That's all I need is a Genie in Drag flying me around the world on a Magic Carpet cause she can't drive anyway. Always flying into temples and palace walls, make me sick... The last time this happened your motha got rug burn when we landed. I'm serious, it was too rough...
Alright then my flying sultan's...
I'll holla!
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