Honey, do drop in so that your mother can show off her fabulous Mink Club Chair that she got from the relinquishment sale going on right now at Westside Foundry.
Hum Huh!!! Strolling through the Honey Dew Drop Inn I noticed someone had their nasty feet on my beige chenille sofa. It was cheap... I mean really cheap honey. You know, the kinda cheap that when you lay on it, if you try and get up your wig sticks to it because of all the static, you know what I'm sayin. The kinda of cheap one would expect going into a Honey Dew Drop Inn. I had the sign up that said do drop in but I didn't expect the type of clientele that would hang around drinking and parting all over my fierce furniture! I mean, THEY JUST DROPPED IN!!!
Not only did they drop in they spilled Mad Dog 20/20 all over my Oushak rug that came out of the World of Rugs & Flooring Trunk Show. Mad Dog!!! Really??? For real? I don't serve such elixirs in the Honey Dew Drop Inn even though you do drop in, my place is a classy place honey...
Alright children, your mothers got company... LOL!!!
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