Frances the frilly fairy

Gather round little children and pay attention.

This is the story of Frances the frilly fairy.

Frances was about 3 feet tall and had a waist line of 50 inches. He had purple pinkie finger length hair and oceanic green eyes that glowed when he was excited or amused. His skin was as pale as tooth paste and not the kind with the mint speckles in it either. Anyway, he wore a red tutu and had a very deep bullfrog sounding voice. He would hop when he walked. Frances would grant three wishes to anyone who would do the forbidden dance.

Twirl around like Wonder Woman and shake your shimmy and I will grant you your wishes Frances would say. Abracadabra, Bee, Pow your wish is my command!

New upholstery! New Upholstery! NEW UPHOLSTERY?! What kind of crap is that?! Your wish is to have new upholstery? Oh, you didn't say new upholstery by Southern Furniture Company. The hot new Shelter styled sofa with a rococo seat and polished nail head detailing. Floating through the air at the Foundry is a tight back sofa in a grey Tweed that has three toss pillows. They also have a pair of beautiful chocolate flavored changing ottomans to tickle your fancy.

Speaking of tickle, Abracadabra, Bee, Pow your second wish is my command!

You want to dash off to Asia for a vacation? How about I get you a plane ticket from Delta. I hear they fly none stop to Beijing or you could just take the Orient Express that way you will get to see all the new items they have hot off the presses. They have a few occasional tables made out of some exotic fruit wood and industrial metal. They have cocktail tables, end tables and console tables as well as a few accessories.

You know Frances, you can be kind of scary when you want to be. Just then Frances the Frilly Fairy rose up with a large cloud of dust particles, smoke, bookcases, etageres and tables of all types by Sarreid, LTD that spun all around him as he reached towards the sky and yelled out ABRACADABRA, BEE, POW!!! Your third and final wish is granted!

But I hadn't said...

Shut up you foolish mortal! I said your final wish is granted! You're making wishes for furniture when I know what you really want.

What is it that I really want?

You really want... You really want... You really want to look like me and be me. YOU hater!!!

Children, don't you just love my stories?

Until next time my little fairies and y'all know we have some here, outside of myself of course.

I'll holla!

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