Sound the trumpets!!! Lights! Camera! Action!

Looks who's on the Red Carpet! Why its no other than Ms. Chi Chi LaRue! Chi Chi as usual vogues her way down the Red Carpet right into Westside Foundry. This is where the who's who of Atlanta come to be FIERCE!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your mother is here all the time so you know the place is cooking with grease... Ouch!!! wait a minute honey! Don't get to close with that frying pan! Your mothers wig might just ignite and I'll be singing "Just Beat it!" I mean, really, Beat It!!! No shade against you Michael J... You know you're still my hero.

 Any how, Ms Chi Chi hit the doors of Westside and stopped right in front of the Royal Kahala Collection from Lexington Home Furnishings. Its beautiful gilded bamboo details and faux black pearl marble surfaces made Ms. Chi Chi think she was on some tropical Island. I mean really, that girl came walking up in here with a sarong that was made for her lil sister and a blouse with palm trees all over it tied up in the front looking like a cross between Wendy Williams and my other girl friend Ms. Ru P. I was like girl you're showing way too much cleavage. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The trip wouldn't have been complete without her visiting the hot new vignettes featuring Candice Olsen's designs. HGTV, Candice gurl, you rock!!! Speaking of Rock Stars. I have one of my very best boyfriend designers make it on Design Star for this season. Children, on Tuesday nights at 9:00 P.M. you all need to glue yourselves in front of the boob tube, oops, did I say Boob? Mikel is the New Star on Design Star and he's going to be huge!!! Huge!!!

Ms Chi Chi you and I are going to have to talk. Gurl, you can't come up in here looking like you belong on a pole in some night club and think you're going to give me fever. There is only one spot for one diva in this camp and her name doesn't matter just know she has many children.

Until next time my little retail starz...

I'll holla!

Honey Dew Drop Inn

Honey, do drop in so that your mother can show off her fabulous Mink Club Chair that she got from the relinquishment sale going on right now at Westside Foundry.

Hum Huh!!! Strolling through the Honey Dew Drop Inn I noticed someone had their nasty feet on my beige chenille sofa. It was cheap... I mean really cheap honey. You know, the kinda cheap that when you lay on it, if you try and get up your wig sticks to it because of all the static, you know what I'm sayin. The kinda of cheap one would expect going into a Honey Dew Drop Inn. I had the sign up that said do drop in but I didn't expect the type of clientele that would hang around drinking and parting all over my fierce furniture! I mean, THEY JUST DROPPED IN!!!

Not only did they drop in they spilled Mad Dog 20/20 all over my Oushak rug that came out of the World of Rugs & Flooring Trunk Show. Mad Dog!!! Really??? For real? I don't serve such elixirs in the Honey Dew Drop Inn even though you do drop in, my place is a classy place honey...

Alright children, your mothers got company... LOL!!!

I'll Holla! 

Party! Party! Party!!!

As the great philosopher Madonna once said, "Strike a Pose, Vogue"...

 

Children, your motha has been to a couple of fab-u-lous parties this past week! Sashay... Shante... I met Ms. Ru P on the red carpet walking into the Taste of Atlanta Best of Atlanta Top 50 Restaurant soiree. Ms. Thing tried to let me have it about the shoes I was wearing. I had to tell that girl you should bow before a queen and sense you're 8 feet tall I know you would never bow before me so I did the next best thing, I put my heels on which made me 8 feet 6 inches tall, now what? Check mate! Anyway, children once we got inside the venue Ru was very complimentary on your mothas designing skills. The lounge was fierce honey! We walked through and sampled some of the best food. We dined from restaurants like Bones, Woodfire Grill, Fogo De Chao, Pura Vida and many many more. They also had a stage with a D.J. and a band so you know your motha had to twirl her life away.

 

We left there headed to the next shin dig which was The Atlanta Junior Leagues Tour of Kitchens held at the magnificent Guy Gunter showroom. This party's guest list had the who's who of ATL. We pulled up to valet in the green Hornet with smoke coming out the front as well as the back. We jumped out with wigs falling to the side and lip stick smeared screaming make way for the party girlz...

 

 

I think we scared some of the guest cause this one lady clutched her purse as we were walking by and I clutched my pearls as I was giving her the look over. Honey, she looked a mess. We socialized and ate and dance the night away. Children, I may have met husband number 13. As the sun was coming up me and Ms. Ru P fixed our fallen fake eye lashes, twisted our wigs to perfection and walked out of the party with one pump on and the other in hand singing Rump Shaker...

 

 

Until next time my party hungry diva's...

I'll holla!

Aladdin on Tufenkian air

OPEN SESAME!!!

 

Children I just finished watching Aladdin. One of my favorite movies. Honey the costumes are fierce and Jafar is a man after my own purse. That girl has the last pant suite with mamma's church hat to match, or maybe its a turban. Anyway, I felt so inspired, I got up to rub my own bottle just to get the last drop of Scotch but honey Ms. Genie popped out. I said, girl what you want? She was like in a deep baritone voice, to grant you three wishes. I don't know why Ms. Thang tried to man up cause everybody knows, we sista's... Three wishes?! I'm like lets get to it. My first wish, I want a Red Drop Top Ferrari. My second wish, I want a full length Mink coat to wear while driving the Ferrari and my third wish is to go on a magic carpet ride providing the carpet is manufactured by Tufenkian. That's right I said it, Tufenkian. Honey, your motha likes to ride in style so what betta rug to ride on than Tufenkian. Tufenkian rugs are Tibetan woven out of Nepal. They're generally constructed out of hand spun Wool, Silk or Hemp. Children these guys are the Bentley's of the rug world and they are parked at World of Rugs & Flooring.

The Genie is providing the wishes but he wants to drive. That's all I need is a Genie in Drag flying me around the world on a Magic Carpet cause she can't drive anyway. Always flying into temples and palace walls, make me sick... The last time this happened your motha got rug burn when we landed. I'm serious, it was too rough...

Alright then my flying sultan's...

I'll holla!