Thursday, October 7, 2010

Godzilla vs. Rodan!

GODZILLA VS. RODAN!!!

DING! DING!

In this corner Godzilla the fire breathing, Japanese harbor destroying flying giant lizard. His hobbies are sitting in his cave on his Broyhill sinuous spring tied laminated frame sofa with his hands down his pants sippin on a beer while in the middle of his living room a gecko swings from a brass pole singing, ahhh, something about insurance.
Godzilla loves his upholstery because it was affordable and it's practically indestructible. He has a few different styles in his cave manufactured by Broyhill all of which have synthetic/polyester fabrics on them.
sofa
kitchen island
In the next corner his opponent Rodan the three headed dragon flies through the air knocking over buildings and eating people... His hobbies are destroying things, playing dress up and baking. Speaking of baking, Broyhill has graced the showroom with a two toned kitchen island that has a pull out table feature. There are two counter stools that go with the island. It's the perfect spot for Rodans two best girlfriends Barney and Snuffleupagus to sit and trash that cow Godzilla.
Rodan also has a farmer plank styled dining table and a counter table by Broyhill that he uses to put the smack down on his arch nemesis.table
Fire coming out of the mouth of one and ice coming out of the mouth of another, the two together can make some items for Tiffany Co.
Now y'all know that's what women want and those two have been perpetrating for a while now.
You know what I think children?
Godzilla and Rodan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N..... Somebody wants somebody...

Until next time my little reptilians,
I'll holla!

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