Smurf it!

La, La, La-La-La, La, La-La-La, La...

Great giant pine cones Papa Smurf, that oak tree is about to fall on the smurf village! Oh no Brainy Smurf! We have got to get the smurf out of here! No we can't Papa Smurf. No, not without Smurfette! Smurfette?! Smurf smurfette! Anyway, I thought you had the hots for Vanity Smurf! Well Papa Smurf I do. I just want to make sure I can get Smurfettes 8" smurfer pumps, they have a clear bottom. I want to wear them when I go to The Foundry. Even though I may have to find another mushroom pad I still want my decor to be smurfing fierce!

I hear they have the new Lexington group St. Tropez. The group has a chenille covered three over three track arm sofa, a fierce clover leaf occasional chair and a pair of slipper lattice back chairs. Seeing as Jokey Smurf is always giving the same old tired present that explodes at every event, when I have my house warming I'm not inviting him cause I don't want to have to punch him in his smurf, but just in case I'm purchasing some absolutely knock out looking cocktail and end tables that are antique gold with floating glass tops.

Dreamy Smurf watch out for that limb! Snore, snore.... Brainy Smurf, go smurf yourself and leave me alone! See what I mean Papa Smurf. You just can't be nice to smurfing Smurfs.

That's okay Lazy Smurf you're gonna want to lay on my new upholstery from Lexington Home Barclay Square. Down at the Foundry I've seen a T cushion Track arm sofa with fierce Zebra skin throw pillows married with a pair of embossed hounds tooth Wing Back Chairs with black pulled leather seats.

Papa Smurf if the tree falls on our village do you think Handy Smurf will be able to repair everything?! I don't know Brainy but I will tell you he don't want to come near you because he says you keep trying to smurf him. What?! Well Handy is Smurfing smurf as all smurfs. Brainy Smurf! You should be ashamed of yourself! Why Papa Smurf? If the furniture could talk in my mushroom hut.

The Outside N bedroom group that has two different nightstands and a dresser with matching gentleman's chest all of which have powdered covered surfaces and black marble tops with reversed ogee edges manufactured by Schnadig would tell you how Clumsy Smurf is not so clumsy, (wink, wink!) and how Dreamy Smurf acts out his smurfs sometimes with whips and chains.

Yesssss Papa Smurf you have a village full of Smurfs, sad to say, a village full of Smurfs... I mean what do you expect with a village full of male smurfs and one drag queen smurf, you know Smurfette thinks that she is a real woman...

Smurf you later my little Smurfs!
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Robo Moves

Hello children. It's your long lost mother. Yes, yes... I'm still around. Aging but still kickin. Everything is sagging but I'm above ground. I look in the mirror and see- Eyes Without A Face. I love that song! Anyway, let me tell y'all about the new new.

"You're coming with me Cain dead or alive, dead then!" Oh, sorry children I had a laps back to my Robo Cop days. Speaking of Robo we have a line of metal furniture manufactured by Go Home. There is a metal console storage unit on wheels and a military lock box that's been turned into a cocktail table. Can you say Rage Against The Machine? Go Home also has an extensive accessory line. There are some 17th century replicated European wooden puppets, large architectural finials, dark amber Apothecary vials and a host of other paper weights and other trinkets from them.

The long and short of it, beauty queen, if looks could kill and open & closed case. Gee whiz children that'll make one think they're in a 007 movie, Bond, James Bond... Those are just some of the hot names from Schnadig's Caracole division. We have sofa's and lounge chairs designed so your mother can sit back and get a well deserved foot massage. Have we seen any of the latest old spice commercials and the spoke person for them? Need I say more?

Four Hands are betta than two or in this case the importer Four Hands. They have graced our showroom with a sofa and matching chaise covered in grey velvet upholstery. Through the looking glass or Lucite... There are Lucite dining chairs and Lucite lounge chairs from Four Hands mixed throughout the showroom. Also, we have some blue lights in the basement party bar stools covered in a black vintage riding leather with silver nail head trim.

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Frances the frilly fairy

Gather round little children and pay attention.

This is the story of Frances the frilly fairy.

Frances was about 3 feet tall and had a waist line of 50 inches. He had purple pinkie finger length hair and oceanic green eyes that glowed when he was excited or amused. His skin was as pale as tooth paste and not the kind with the mint speckles in it either. Anyway, he wore a red tutu and had a very deep bullfrog sounding voice. He would hop when he walked. Frances would grant three wishes to anyone who would do the forbidden dance.

Twirl around like Wonder Woman and shake your shimmy and I will grant you your wishes Frances would say. Abracadabra, Bee, Pow your wish is my command!

New upholstery! New Upholstery! NEW UPHOLSTERY?! What kind of crap is that?! Your wish is to have new upholstery? Oh, you didn't say new upholstery by Southern Furniture Company. The hot new Shelter styled sofa with a rococo seat and polished nail head detailing. Floating through the air at the Foundry is a tight back sofa in a grey Tweed that has three toss pillows. They also have a pair of beautiful chocolate flavored changing ottomans to tickle your fancy.

Speaking of tickle, Abracadabra, Bee, Pow your second wish is my command!

You want to dash off to Asia for a vacation? How about I get you a plane ticket from Delta. I hear they fly none stop to Beijing or you could just take the Orient Express that way you will get to see all the new items they have hot off the presses. They have a few occasional tables made out of some exotic fruit wood and industrial metal. They have cocktail tables, end tables and console tables as well as a few accessories.

You know Frances, you can be kind of scary when you want to be. Just then Frances the Frilly Fairy rose up with a large cloud of dust particles, smoke, bookcases, etageres and tables of all types by Sarreid, LTD that spun all around him as he reached towards the sky and yelled out ABRACADABRA, BEE, POW!!! Your third and final wish is granted!

But I hadn't said...

Shut up you foolish mortal! I said your final wish is granted! You're making wishes for furniture when I know what you really want.

What is it that I really want?

You really want... You really want... You really want to look like me and be me. YOU hater!!!

Children, don't you just love my stories?

Until next time my little fairies and y'all know we have some here, outside of myself of course.

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The Grinch that tried to steal Christmas

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch! You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Gri-inch! Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the uh... seasick crocodile.

Now Cindy Lou Who, you know that the Grinch is too old for you. I'm a tell yo momma! I'm a tell yo daddy! Um huh. Girl lets get all three of them together and sleigh ride on down to The Foundry where we can party like its 1999, oh I forgot, we've been doing just that. Anyways the store is jammed packed with new items

The shipment of A&B Home accessories and accent furnishings is in da house! We have faux foliage, pigs that fly made of tin, refined platters and gravy bowls. We have venetian style mirrored end tables, tin top picnic tables and folding cafe tables. There are flame-less candles and mini voguing birds. Totally AWESOME DUDE!!!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch/ You're the king of sinful sots/You're heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots/ Mr. Gri-inch!/ You're three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Now Mr. Grinch honey, you may be all of those things but you're not gonna give me too much! We'll take a walk to the front of the store where they have a fierce two piece grey and fuchsia cuddle sofa by Lexington Home Furnishings married with the matching jacquard upholstered chair. There is a Tommy Bahama plantation style canopy bed and night stand that that old Grinch would try and stuff up some-body's chimney. Why Mr. Grinch are you suggesting that we step into the rear of the store? Yea, to take a look at all of the new Vanquard sofa's and chairs and even the accent tables. Thom Felicia, he's a handsome lil devil honey.

Mr. Grinch and Cindy Lou Who, are you guys trying to run off together? You should stop and smell the roses or at least stop and look at the hot Leftbank Art that's all around the Foundry's showroom. We have gallery wrapped canvases with impressionistic scenes on them. We also have abstract scenes with floating 3" framing.

How did the Grinch steal Christmas? Did he slither down from his mountain fortress to Whoville to steal all of the zoozit or kazay? Did he intercept Santa and hog tie him to a tree? Or did he eat up all of the Roast beast and Who pudding?

Children I don't know but if any man comes into my house trying to stuff anything up my chimney we're gonna have some serious problems. LOL!!! Who am I kidding? Y'all know me, it depends on the man.

Until next time children.
Have a fantastically Merry Christmas!


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The Great Pumpkin

On the day of giving thanks the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world. 

Linus, good grief. I think you're confusing Halloween with Thanksgiving and you know Turkeys can't fly. Charlie Brown, you block head!

What can fly out the doors at World of Rugs & Furniture are the new items they have in. They have a fierce wall hugging sectional by Sherrills Motion Craft division that is a full size sleeper on one end and a electric recliner on the other.

They also have a few occasional chairs that are stylized and ready to be taken over the river and through the woods to grandmother house they'll go. These chairs are made by who else, Bernhardt Interiors of course and will look fabulous with the other pieces of plastic covered goods at grandma's. Children don't act. You guys remember the plastic that covered your parents and grandparents upholstery back in the early 70's?

Speaking of plastic, they've gotten some more synthetic flowers from Kalalou over in the accessory area. COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! No. No. No. Coffee table books. There are some good ones here in the showroom that have fantastic graphics.

Lets hop on the Great Pumpkin and fly over to Asia to meet with the fierce Vivian Tam. She has graced our showroom with two high back club chairs with a historic Asian symbol embroidered on the back of the chair.

Children the Great Pumpkin is excited about Thanksgiving mainly because she gets to rest. Oh, I thought y 'all knew. The Great Pumpkin is a she. I couldn't tell until last week we went shopping in Lenox Mall and she wanted to stop in the Fendi boutique to look at some stiletto's.

Ha!!! I bet Linus didn't know that!

Until next time my little Turkey's
Gobble, gobble honey...

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Creepy Crawly Things!

They're creepy and they're kooky... Mysterious and spooky... They're all together ooky... The World of Rugs & Furniture Family, oops, I meant the Adams Family.

They're house is a museum... When people come to see 'em... They really are a screa-um... The Adams Family? Really?

Na children that might be Broyhill and Hammary.

We have in stock Broyhill sofa's that are three over three cushions with a knife arm detail in two different colors. Y'all know how the girls love options. We also have rectangle metal and glass cocktail tables and round coffee tables with hammered copper tops, both made by Hammary.

I thought I saw uncle Fester and Casper the friendly ghost getting a little too friendly in the tent.

Yeah!!! Getting friendly showing off all of the great deals out there!

Under the big top we have clowns (shh, dudes playing dress up), trapeze artists (uh, folks swinging from the chandeliers at Progressive lighting), elephants (Jeno in his Halloween mask trying to trick or treat but his tail keeps getting in the way) and the ring master, that would be moi your old diva of a mother.

We have some absolutely fierce rugs in all different sizes and styles in the tent. From Knotted to Machine made to Hand Tufted rugs and they're all at prices that are sweet enough to drop in any-ones bag of goodies.

At World of Rugs & Furniture we have a ghoul of a time with presenting new and fresh costumes for the the kids.

Make your way through the showroom and you'll find the hottest costumes in our custom upholstery section. There are new frames covered in a nice linen/rayon fabric from Bernhardt Interiors. There are shelter styles, track arm styles and loose back style sofas. Don't forget that all of these frames are glued, cemented, stuck, married, connected, bolted, etc., etc., etc., to the floor. Momma would hate to make any of you guys get a switch from outside about selling any of the frames off the floor. Custom orders only you little goblins.

Anyways, we also have some pieces from Sherrill's Motion Craft division. There is a sectional that has a queen sleeper in it. Also, there is a sofa and a chair that are recliners on the floor covered in a montage of fabrics and leathers.

With all that's going on here at World of Rugs & Furniture this Halloween why go out trying to conjure up the dead or treats from witches and warlock's when we have the best selection of interior couture right here in and outside of the store and they are at monstrously low prices.

Until next apple bobbing children...
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!

No... Wire... Hangers!  "Whats's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you NO WIRE HANGERS EVER?!"
Chirstina!!! Get out of that bed now!!! Right now!!!

Mommy Dearest, please...
Children, now aren't you glad you don't have that kind of motha? I mean, I'm fierce like Ms. Joan Crawford... I'm a star like her... I'm a great dresser like her and I've even managed to get some cute accessories for the floor here at World of Rugs & Furniture. She and I share our flare of great taste but your motha isn't going to make you hang your Dolce & Gabbana blouses up. Honey, that's up to y'all.

Anyway, we have for our featured presentation large vases and indoor/outdoor lanterns from Global Views.

We also have featured during our matinee showing, table top accessories from Torre & Tagus. In that line up cute little eating dishes for your pets or for some people, your little "darlings".

Speaking of little darlings, our little Christina is redecorating her room to please her mommy by adding framed wall art supplied by Propac Images which she saw online at: Worldofrugsandfurniture.com

YOU TOLD HAPO TO BEAT ME! ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT...  I had to fight my brothers... I had to fight my DADDY... I had to fight my UNCLES... CHILD AIN'T SAFE IN THE FAMILY WAY... You want a dead son-in-law Ms. Celie? YOU KEEP VISING HIM DA WAY YOU DO...

This here is temporary... Heaven last always...

YOU BETTA BASH MISTA IN HIS HEAD AND THINK ABOUT HEAVEN LATER!

I ain't trying to tell Christina what to do but girl... Your motha has enough to keep up with from Stanley Furniture. We have gracing our silver screen Stanley's European Farmhouse collection. In this collection we have two types of casual dining chairs. The first one is an X back with upholstered seat kitchen chair and the other chair is an upholstered seat and back more country formal style. We also have the round farmhouse dining table with a pickled white wash finish.

Children have some popcorn and candy and make your way through our showroom to check out these cinematic pieces.

Until I see you next time...

D... D... Dat's all folks.

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