Frances the frilly fairy

Gather round little children and pay attention.

This is the story of Frances the frilly fairy.

Frances was about 3 feet tall and had a waist line of 50 inches. He had purple pinkie finger length hair and oceanic green eyes that glowed when he was excited or amused. His skin was as pale as tooth paste and not the kind with the mint speckles in it either. Anyway, he wore a red tutu and had a very deep bullfrog sounding voice. He would hop when he walked. Frances would grant three wishes to anyone who would do the forbidden dance.

Twirl around like Wonder Woman and shake your shimmy and I will grant you your wishes Frances would say. Abracadabra, Bee, Pow your wish is my command!

New upholstery! New Upholstery! NEW UPHOLSTERY?! What kind of crap is that?! Your wish is to have new upholstery? Oh, you didn't say new upholstery by Southern Furniture Company. The hot new Shelter styled sofa with a rococo seat and polished nail head detailing. Floating through the air at the Foundry is a tight back sofa in a grey Tweed that has three toss pillows. They also have a pair of beautiful chocolate flavored changing ottomans to tickle your fancy.

Speaking of tickle, Abracadabra, Bee, Pow your second wish is my command!

You want to dash off to Asia for a vacation? How about I get you a plane ticket from Delta. I hear they fly none stop to Beijing or you could just take the Orient Express that way you will get to see all the new items they have hot off the presses. They have a few occasional tables made out of some exotic fruit wood and industrial metal. They have cocktail tables, end tables and console tables as well as a few accessories.

You know Frances, you can be kind of scary when you want to be. Just then Frances the Frilly Fairy rose up with a large cloud of dust particles, smoke, bookcases, etageres and tables of all types by Sarreid, LTD that spun all around him as he reached towards the sky and yelled out ABRACADABRA, BEE, POW!!! Your third and final wish is granted!

But I hadn't said...

Shut up you foolish mortal! I said your final wish is granted! You're making wishes for furniture when I know what you really want.

What is it that I really want?

You really want... You really want... You really want to look like me and be me. YOU hater!!!

Children, don't you just love my stories?

Until next time my little fairies and y'all know we have some here, outside of myself of course.

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The Grinch that tried to steal Christmas

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch! You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Gri-inch! Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the uh... seasick crocodile.

Now Cindy Lou Who, you know that the Grinch is too old for you. I'm a tell yo momma! I'm a tell yo daddy! Um huh. Girl lets get all three of them together and sleigh ride on down to The Foundry where we can party like its 1999, oh I forgot, we've been doing just that. Anyways the store is jammed packed with new items

The shipment of A&B Home accessories and accent furnishings is in da house! We have faux foliage, pigs that fly made of tin, refined platters and gravy bowls. We have venetian style mirrored end tables, tin top picnic tables and folding cafe tables. There are flame-less candles and mini voguing birds. Totally AWESOME DUDE!!!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch/ You're the king of sinful sots/You're heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots/ Mr. Gri-inch!/ You're three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Now Mr. Grinch honey, you may be all of those things but you're not gonna give me too much! We'll take a walk to the front of the store where they have a fierce two piece grey and fuchsia cuddle sofa by Lexington Home Furnishings married with the matching jacquard upholstered chair. There is a Tommy Bahama plantation style canopy bed and night stand that that old Grinch would try and stuff up some-body's chimney. Why Mr. Grinch are you suggesting that we step into the rear of the store? Yea, to take a look at all of the new Vanquard sofa's and chairs and even the accent tables. Thom Felicia, he's a handsome lil devil honey.

Mr. Grinch and Cindy Lou Who, are you guys trying to run off together? You should stop and smell the roses or at least stop and look at the hot Leftbank Art that's all around the Foundry's showroom. We have gallery wrapped canvases with impressionistic scenes on them. We also have abstract scenes with floating 3" framing.

How did the Grinch steal Christmas? Did he slither down from his mountain fortress to Whoville to steal all of the zoozit or kazay? Did he intercept Santa and hog tie him to a tree? Or did he eat up all of the Roast beast and Who pudding?

Children I don't know but if any man comes into my house trying to stuff anything up my chimney we're gonna have some serious problems. LOL!!! Who am I kidding? Y'all know me, it depends on the man.

Until next time children.
Have a fantastically Merry Christmas!


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The Great Pumpkin

On the day of giving thanks the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world. 

Linus, good grief. I think you're confusing Halloween with Thanksgiving and you know Turkeys can't fly. Charlie Brown, you block head!

What can fly out the doors at World of Rugs & Furniture are the new items they have in. They have a fierce wall hugging sectional by Sherrills Motion Craft division that is a full size sleeper on one end and a electric recliner on the other.

They also have a few occasional chairs that are stylized and ready to be taken over the river and through the woods to grandmother house they'll go. These chairs are made by who else, Bernhardt Interiors of course and will look fabulous with the other pieces of plastic covered goods at grandma's. Children don't act. You guys remember the plastic that covered your parents and grandparents upholstery back in the early 70's?

Speaking of plastic, they've gotten some more synthetic flowers from Kalalou over in the accessory area. COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! No. No. No. Coffee table books. There are some good ones here in the showroom that have fantastic graphics.

Lets hop on the Great Pumpkin and fly over to Asia to meet with the fierce Vivian Tam. She has graced our showroom with two high back club chairs with a historic Asian symbol embroidered on the back of the chair.

Children the Great Pumpkin is excited about Thanksgiving mainly because she gets to rest. Oh, I thought y 'all knew. The Great Pumpkin is a she. I couldn't tell until last week we went shopping in Lenox Mall and she wanted to stop in the Fendi boutique to look at some stiletto's.

Ha!!! I bet Linus didn't know that!

Until next time my little Turkey's
Gobble, gobble honey...

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Creepy Crawly Things!

They're creepy and they're kooky... Mysterious and spooky... They're all together ooky... The World of Rugs & Furniture Family, oops, I meant the Adams Family.

They're house is a museum... When people come to see 'em... They really are a screa-um... The Adams Family? Really?

Na children that might be Broyhill and Hammary.

We have in stock Broyhill sofa's that are three over three cushions with a knife arm detail in two different colors. Y'all know how the girls love options. We also have rectangle metal and glass cocktail tables and round coffee tables with hammered copper tops, both made by Hammary.

I thought I saw uncle Fester and Casper the friendly ghost getting a little too friendly in the tent.

Yeah!!! Getting friendly showing off all of the great deals out there!

Under the big top we have clowns (shh, dudes playing dress up), trapeze artists (uh, folks swinging from the chandeliers at Progressive lighting), elephants (Jeno in his Halloween mask trying to trick or treat but his tail keeps getting in the way) and the ring master, that would be moi your old diva of a mother.

We have some absolutely fierce rugs in all different sizes and styles in the tent. From Knotted to Machine made to Hand Tufted rugs and they're all at prices that are sweet enough to drop in any-ones bag of goodies.

At World of Rugs & Furniture we have a ghoul of a time with presenting new and fresh costumes for the the kids.

Make your way through the showroom and you'll find the hottest costumes in our custom upholstery section. There are new frames covered in a nice linen/rayon fabric from Bernhardt Interiors. There are shelter styles, track arm styles and loose back style sofas. Don't forget that all of these frames are glued, cemented, stuck, married, connected, bolted, etc., etc., etc., to the floor. Momma would hate to make any of you guys get a switch from outside about selling any of the frames off the floor. Custom orders only you little goblins.

Anyways, we also have some pieces from Sherrill's Motion Craft division. There is a sectional that has a queen sleeper in it. Also, there is a sofa and a chair that are recliners on the floor covered in a montage of fabrics and leathers.

With all that's going on here at World of Rugs & Furniture this Halloween why go out trying to conjure up the dead or treats from witches and warlock's when we have the best selection of interior couture right here in and outside of the store and they are at monstrously low prices.

Until next apple bobbing children...
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!

No... Wire... Hangers!  "Whats's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you NO WIRE HANGERS EVER?!"
Chirstina!!! Get out of that bed now!!! Right now!!!

Mommy Dearest, please...
Children, now aren't you glad you don't have that kind of motha? I mean, I'm fierce like Ms. Joan Crawford... I'm a star like her... I'm a great dresser like her and I've even managed to get some cute accessories for the floor here at World of Rugs & Furniture. She and I share our flare of great taste but your motha isn't going to make you hang your Dolce & Gabbana blouses up. Honey, that's up to y'all.

Anyway, we have for our featured presentation large vases and indoor/outdoor lanterns from Global Views.

We also have featured during our matinee showing, table top accessories from Torre & Tagus. In that line up cute little eating dishes for your pets or for some people, your little "darlings".

Speaking of little darlings, our little Christina is redecorating her room to please her mommy by adding framed wall art supplied by Propac Images which she saw online at: Worldofrugsandfurniture.com

YOU TOLD HAPO TO BEAT ME! ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT...  I had to fight my brothers... I had to fight my DADDY... I had to fight my UNCLES... CHILD AIN'T SAFE IN THE FAMILY WAY... You want a dead son-in-law Ms. Celie? YOU KEEP VISING HIM DA WAY YOU DO...

This here is temporary... Heaven last always...

YOU BETTA BASH MISTA IN HIS HEAD AND THINK ABOUT HEAVEN LATER!

I ain't trying to tell Christina what to do but girl... Your motha has enough to keep up with from Stanley Furniture. We have gracing our silver screen Stanley's European Farmhouse collection. In this collection we have two types of casual dining chairs. The first one is an X back with upholstered seat kitchen chair and the other chair is an upholstered seat and back more country formal style. We also have the round farmhouse dining table with a pickled white wash finish.

Children have some popcorn and candy and make your way through our showroom to check out these cinematic pieces.

Until I see you next time...

D... D... Dat's all folks.

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Godzilla vs. Rodan!

GODZILLA VS. RODAN!!!

DING! DING!

In this corner Godzilla the fire breathing, Japanese harbor destroying flying giant lizard. His hobbies are sitting in his cave on his Broyhill sinuous spring tied laminated frame sofa with his hands down his pants sippin on a beer while in the middle of his living room a gecko swings from a brass pole singing, ahhh, something about insurance. Godzilla loves his upholstery because it was affordable and it's practically indestructible. He has a few different styles in his cave manufactured by Broyhill all of which have synthetic/polyester fabrics on them.

In the next corner his opponent Rodan the three headed dragon flies through the air knocking over buildings and eating people... His hobbies are destroying things, playing dress up and baking. Speaking of baking, Broyhill has graced the showroom with a two toned kitchen island that has a pull out table feature. There are two counter stools that go with the island. It's the perfect spot for Rodans two best girlfriends Barney and Snuffleupagus to sit and trash that cow Godzilla.

Rodan also has a farmer plank styled dining table and a counter table by Broyhill that he uses to put the smack down on his arch nemesis.

Fire coming out of the mouth of one and ice coming out of the mouth of another, the two together can make some items for Tiffany Co.

Now y'all know that's what women want and those two have been perpetrating for a while now.

You know what I think children?

Godzilla and Rodan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N..... Somebody wants somebody...

Until next time my little reptilians,
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Buzz Lightyear - To Infinity and Beyond!!

Lets hope that Buzz finds himself a date pretty soon cause homeboy sure looks like he needs one. Or maybe he just needs a Rum & Coke, anyways children check out the Buzz that's being created in the showroom by Stanley, Hooker and Universal Furniture.

Stanley has shot us with its beam of high style with a fierce sideboard and hutch. Although they are two pieces that fit together the hutch can be turned upside down and used as a T.V. console. Fabulous! Just fabulous! The other piece is a drop leaf table with metal stretchers. REACH two three four, STRETCH two three four, SQUAT two three four, wait a minute now!

There is nothing wrong with Universal being apart of the Buzz created in the universe of home furnishings. They certainly have brought it! For all of y'all that don't know what I'm talking about, they've brought the pow, the hotness, the fierceness!

We have a seven piece casual dining counter table with storage for fruit baskets. Oops, did I say fruit?! Blaspheme! As Jay Z would say, On To The Next One... Hooker Furniture has done it again with their intro into the industrial trend wars with a pine and powder coated metal dining group. In that series we also have accent tables as well.

You guys can come down from that asteroid back to the planet, whateva planet you live on cause Lawd knows I live on some planet with little rainbow colored Martians that do nothing but vogue all day. Work it out!!!

Until next time children...,
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